Who Spiked The Eggnog | Christmas Coffee Blend | Whiskey, Baileys, Marzipan
Who Spiked the Eggnog?
🎅 Groundstate Coffee Roasters’ Christmas Blend – Limited Edition 🎅
This Christmas, we're not pointing fingers... but seriously, Who Spiked the Eggnog? Whether it’s Santa, your wild aunt, or that one coworker at the holiday party, this coffee brings all the festive chaos in the best way possible. Forget the actual eggnog—this blend tastes like it’s already been spiked. You’re welcome.
Holiday Flavors You’ll Want to Shout About
Buckle up, because this blend isn’t messing around. Each sip is loaded with festive, boozy vibes that’ll make your mornings (and afternoons) a little bit cheekier:
- Whiskey: Smooth, warming, and just naughty enough to feel like a secret indulgence.
- Baileys: Creamy, dreamy decadence you’ll want to pair with your best Christmas sweater.
- Marzipan: Sweet, nutty goodness that tastes like a holiday dessert—but without the calories.
What’s in the Bag?
Two superstar coffees from opposite sides of the globe, coming together to create absolute magic:
- Brazil – Fazenda da Mata: Straight outta Minas Gerais, Brazil, Adonis Cerri and his family have been perfecting coffee since 1982. These beans bring velvety chocolate, nutty tones, and all the cozy vibes you could want.
- Colombia – Bella Vista: At 1750 MASL in Huila, Edwin Zambrano grows beans that sparkle with fruity brightness and crisp, clean flavors. Plus, they’re sustainably farmed—so your holiday indulgence is guilt-free.
Why Drink This Blend?
Because coffee should be as bold as your Christmas plans. Who Spiked the Eggnog? is:
- Ridiculously Festive: It tastes like Christmas in a cup—with a hint of mischief.
- Seriously Delicious: Hand-roasted in Ireland to perfection.
- Ethically Awesome: Responsibly sourced, so you can sip with a clear conscience.
How to Use It:
- To Survive the Holidays: One cup = instant energy to face your family’s questionable karaoke sessions.
- As a Gift: The bold label and even bolder flavor make it the ultimate stocking stuffer.
- For Yourself: Because life’s too short for boring coffee.
Where to Buy
Available online and in select stores across Ireland, this blend is here for a good time, not a long time. Get yours before it’s gone—because let’s face it, you’ll be asking who drank all the coffee?
FREE DELIVERY on orders over €20, so stock up before Santa finishes it all.
